you know you want friends like these.

Brian: Hey!
Elise Thompson: hey!
Brian: Kill anyone recently that I don't know about
Elise Thompson: haha, if i killed anyone you'd probably be one of the first to hear about it
you?
Brian:Yeah
Brian: This guy was like, "hey you wanna buy some drugs?'
Brian: So I said, "FUCK NO"
Brian: And then stabbed him
Elise Thompson: damn
Elise Thompson: i'm proud of you
Elise Thompson:tell me you used the ultracool roman sword?
Brian: No, I didn't have it on me
Brian: I just used my knife
Brian:You know what I really love
Brian: ?
Elise Thompson: what?
Brian: Is how we can talk about this and be completely serious
Elise Thompson: i know, right
Elise Thompson: this killing business is some crazy shit
Brian: I know
Elise Thompson: not to mention it's bloody and obnoxious
Brian: I know
Brian: Its so annoying
Elise Thompson: god
Elise Thompson: it's such a pain too
Brian: The whole blood thing, to clean it all up
Elise Thompson: then you have to clean your weapon all over again
Elise Thompson: god
Brian: Yeah I know
Brian: Its so annoying
Elise Thompson: they need to invent like blood removing stuff
Brian: God, this one time I just broke someone's neck with a crowbar, now that was an easy clean-up
Elise Thompson: yeah, it's so much easier that way
Elise Thompson:stabbing's just such a hassle
Elise Thompson: gunshots too
Brian:Yeah
Brian: Well, I actually have to go lol
Elise Thompson: lol x] alright
Brian: So happy to talk to you, but see ya
Elise Thompson: i'm glad we could have this talk
Elise Thompson: bye!
Brian: Bye :)





ahaha.